Chimpeachment is coming after Christmas!

Oh wait, it's only a play, so unfortunately, we don't get to see Dennis Kucinich, in his dual role as House Manager for both impeachments, stumble bumble and fumble trying to come up with an actual crime:

If you think the impeachment circus is finished, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Screenwriter Richard Lasser and constitutional lawyer Bruce Fein have written an impeachment play that will debut in Washington, D.C. at George Washington U. when Congress returns from Christmas vacation. They’ve been meeting with moonbat lawmakers and contacting celebrities to cast and perfect the January 2 production. Dennis Kucinich is the casting director.

From the play's blog:

When Justice John Roberts calls the Senate to order in the impeachment trial of George W. Bush, he unleashes a battle of titans. With everything on the line, the most powerful legal minds in the country lock horns over whether the President should be removed from office for “high crimes and misdemeanors.” As the apparently incontrovertible evidence of Bush’s guilt piles up from witness after impassioned witness, you’d be a fool to bet on W. But in the second act, the President himself testifies and pulls out all the stops, delivering a speech reminiscent of Jack Nicholson’s “You can’t handle the truth” monologue in A FEW GOOD MEN. He correctly indicts a complicit Congress, a silent press and an apathetic public of being just as guilty as he is. In the end, as the audience files out of the theater, it’s up to each individual to decide where the truth lies.

Wait. "Justice John Roberts"???!!! Wouldn't *'s appointments all be removed since he stole the election?

Silly Moonbat Cheers Kookcinich Gimpeachment Resolution

From "White Noise Insanity", a moonbat blog...

Will Dennis Kucinich kick Dick Cheney’s ass today?

***Picture of moonbat protest sign which says "OFF WITH HIS HEAD", yet another threat against the president***

(my favorite protest sign at the Kennebunkport, Maine protest against Bush & Putin!)

Gawd I hope so! Rep. Dennis Kucinich of Ohio has rocked the House of Representatives today, because he brought forth his impeachment amendment against Dick Cheney. It was tabled immediately by Steny Hoyer, but then it occurred to the democrats that that was a move to protect the most vicious, vile, son of a bitch, Vice President we’ve ever had! Even the republicans are realizing they’ll be going on record in defense of this fascist, power hungry, asswipe!

***Picture of Cheney sleeping***

Some republicans changed their votes too. Ha ha.

As I write this: Kucinich’s amendment passed with a motion to reconsider.

I don’t know the procedure after this, but watch C-SPAN right now to find out! Woohoo!

Make the House go on record on who is for justice and who is for blocking, covering up for, and protecting Dick Cheney….America’s abomination to the abuse of power!

The moonbat seems to think that the motion to reconsider was a victory for her. Poor, deluded moonbat.

kayinmaine Says:
November 6th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Kucinich’s resolution has now been moved to the Judiciary Committee to be voted on. It’s #40, here:

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/R?d110:FLD005:@3(House+Judiciary)

Even if it fails in the Judiciary Committee, House members were forced to either side with justice and what is right or side with Dick Cheney who would tell them to ‘fuck off’ on the floor of the House…breaking one more rule!

The moonbat continues in her comments section, still non the wiser that the House Dem leadership has just told her to "Fuck off".

Uncle Fester Lurks Says:
November 6th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Way to go Kay. At least you have a thread on Kucinich, the other blogs have let us progressives down!!!!!!

Go Kucinich. Wake up democratic voters. Kucinich is the obvious democratic choice for president if you want positive change in this country! No more NAFTA, no more WTO, he stands for we the people, he will uphold the constitution, he will get our troops out of Iraq! Kucinich is the man.

Kay I know you don’t like Ron Paul but God would it be beautiful to see Kucinich verses Paul for the presidency!!!!!

Actually, the other "progressive" bloggers were smart enough to know what a monumental defeat this was for them. Not so for dear Kay.

kayinmaine Says:
November 6th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Woohoo Uncle! Exactly! Seems Kucinich stunned the whole entire House into silence. Bwa hahahahahahahaha! OMG, it was beautiful. I’ve never seen the House as quiet as the Senate before…ever.

It may not die in the House. This would be the perfect time for the democrats on the Judiciary Committee to bitch slap Pelosi into action! The republicans on the Judiciary Committee will continue to protect Evil, but that’s okay! At least they’ll be on record…again stating that.

By the way Boobiran, a good percentage of America believes in UFO’s, which are things people actually see in the sky but can’t identify what it is! Even the Budweiser slinging, gun toting, neocon, reich wingers down South believe in them. Ha ha. Those who believe in gawd are the weirdos!

Actually, Kay, Republicans would love for gimpeachment to pass the House. Watching House Gimpeachment Manager Dennis Kookcinich stumble, bumble, and fumble while racking his tiny little brain for an actual impeachabnle offense will lead to many a funny moment.

Martha Says:
November 7th, 2007 at 7:10 am
Love love love Dennis Kucinich. The world is watching. Are WE a democratic or fascist country now? Yesterday seemed hmmmm fascist. Steny and Chuck need to go back to the private sector. They are running the opposition party? Jokes

Test your theory. Go to the busiest place in your town and yell that the United States is a fascist country. If you are shot at, or taken to a re-education camp, you are indeed in a state of fascism. If you are laughed at, you're in a state of delusion.

Well, now I've done it. I've gone and linked to a moonbat blog. I guess they'll discover the link and I'll discover 'bat droppings when I come back.

Cowardly Dems Avoid Debate on Gimpeachment

From SFGate/AP:

House Democrats on Tuesday narrowly managed to avert a bruising debate on a proposal to impeach Dick Cheney after Republicans, in a surprise maneuver, voted in favor of taking up the measure.


Republicans, changing course midway through a vote, tried to force Democrats into a debate on the resolution sponsored by longshot presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich.


The anti-war Ohio Democrat, in his resolution, accused Cheney of purposely leading the country into war against Iraq and manipulating intelligence about Iraq's ties with al-Qaida.


The GOP tactics reversed what had been expected to be an overwhelming vote to table, or kill, the resolution.


Midway through the vote, with instructions from the GOP leadership, Republicans one by one changed their votes from yes — to kill the resolution — to no, trying to force the chamber into a debate and an up-or-down vote on the proposal.


At one point there were 290 votes to table. After the turnaround, the final vote was 251-162 against tabling, with 165 Republicans voting against it.


"We're going to help them out, to explain themselves," said Rep. Pete Sessions, R-Texas. "We're going to give them their day in court."


Democrats countered by offering a motion to refer the proposal to the House Judiciary Committee for further study, effectively preventing a debate on the House floor. That motion passed by a largely party-line vote of 218-194.

They want to gimpeach, they really do, but they know it'll be the death of the Democrat Party.