Moonbat makes up message by conservative, other moonbats fall for it

Posters at Conservative Underground have quite a rich lexicon. One particular phrase frequently posted over there is "Bouncy Ball Tale". A Bouncy Ball Tale is a post by a member of Democratic Underground wherein they tell a story of meeting a conservative, who frequently says something so objectionable that no real conservative would ever say such a thing. Frequently (though not always), through his infinite knowledge, the DUmmie will proceed to set the conservative straight. Said conservative converts and swears off bathing for the rest of his natural life. Which brings us to this post, a message supposedly written by a conservative:

Insane message I got from a right-wing co-worker... thought I'd share for laughs. (Warning: NUTS!)
Got this from a co-worker:

"Convervatives love America more than liberals and I can proev it. Ask any liberal if they're willing to use nuclear and biological weapons to wipe out Africa, Iran, and North korea completely clean of life. They'll answer "NO!". On the other hand, conservatives like myself would say "HELL YES!". I love America enough to be willing to take ANY STEPS NEEDED to keep her safe. I don't give a FLYING FUCK about any "life" that's not America. To save one, just one, American life I am willing to slaughter ten thousand small children of arabs with my BARE HANDS!

To the liberal, Americans are equal to other "humans". To the conservative, the American is superior. How can anyone think liberals love American more than conservatives?

I love America so much I would rather have the world END than not be dominated by America. Show me ONE FUCKING LIBERAL willing to die for America. Not only die, but have his children die, his grandchildren die, etc. I would gladly watch my family die horrible deaths, watch my son be tortured by inhumane diseases crafted in labs for maximum suffering, all so America remaiins a superpower. I love this country THAT much. "

See, most people would have their BS meters go off the scale right there. The DUmmies? Not so much..

jobycom (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-30-06 12:21 PM
Response to Original message
1. I knew a man who loved his wife that much
I can show you their graves.

displacedtexan (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-30-06 12:22 PM
Response to Original message
2. That coworker doesn't have enough work to do.
Pass this on to the HR dept.

myrna minx (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-30-06 12:28 PM
Response to Reply #6
17. I hope he doesn't have any contact with customers or clients.
His disturbing "philosophy" could dramatically effect how he treats people that he feels are "evil". That would be really bad for business

EnviroBat (248 posts) Thu Nov-30-06 12:30 PM
Original message
Do it.
Edited on Thu Nov-30-06 12:30 PM by EnviroBat
You don't need to be sharing the same air space with such a complete fuckwad...

Show him how much you love America...

Bridget Burke (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-30-06 12:25 PM
Response to Reply #2
10. Perhaps this is a very small company
HR departments in larger operations are concerned with Diversity & Anger Management Issues.

Sounds as though this fellow needs some "counseling."

wryter2000 (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-30-06 12:22 PM
Response to Original message
3. Ye gods
Did your friend write that or just forward it to you? More important, does he/she have a son of military age? If so, is that son in Iraq? I say "son" because that's what the message says, and your friend is probably Neanderthal enough to think women can't be in combat.

wryter2000 is probably one of the DUmmies that believes that if you are 35 and under and support the war, you have to go to Iraq, no matter your physical condition or anything else. Similarly, the DUmmies believe that if you are over 35 and believe in the war, you should drag your 16 year old crumb cruncher to the recruiting station, regardless of his/her wishes.