Because I can. :)
Detroit Lions- Brady Quinn, QB, Notre Dame
Arizona Cardinals- Joe Thomas, OT, Wisconsin
Oakland Raiders- Calvin Johnson, WR, Georgia Tech
Houston Texans- Adrian Peterson, RB, Oklahoma
Cleveland Browns- Alan Branch, DT, Michigan (they likely trade down to make this pick)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Dwayne Jarrett, WR, USC (another likely trade down)
Green Bay Packers- Marshawn Lynch, RB, California
Washington Redskins- Gaines Adams, DE, Clemson
Pittsburgh Steelers- Jake Long, OT, Michigan
Tennessee Titans- Ted Ginn, Jr., WR, Ohio State (The Titans reach and add another incredible athlete)
Alanta Falcons- Jared Gaither, OT, Maryland
Minnesota- Justin Blalock, OL, Texas (probable trade down)
St. Louis Rams- Marcus McCauley, CB, Fresno State
San Francisco 49ers- Quentin Moses, DE, Georgia
Philadelphia Eagles- Paul Pozluszny, LB, Penn State
Miami Dolphins- Patrick Willis, LB, Ole Miss
Buffalo Bills- Darrelle Revis, CB, Pitt
New York Jets- LaMarr Woodley, DE, Michigan
Carolina Panthers- Laron Landry, S, LSU
Jacksonville Jaguars- Frank Okam, DT, Texas (depth pick)
New York Giants- Michael Bush, RB, Louisville (may trade down to take)
Cincinnati Bengals- Michael Griffin, S, Texas
New England Patriots (from Seattle)- Brandon Meriweather, S, Miami
Dallas Cowboys- Antoine Cason, CB, Arizona
New Orleans Saints- Zach Miller, TE, Arizona State
Kansas City Chiefs- Jeff Samardzija, WR, Notre Dame
Denver Broncos- Reggie Nelson, S, Florida
New England Patriots- HB Blades, LB, Pitt
Baltimore Ravens- Arron Sears, OL, Tennessee
San Diego Chargers- Dwayne Bowe, WR, LSU
Chicago Bears- Levi Brown, OT, Penn State
Indianapolis Colts- Rufus Alexander, LB, Oklahoma
So, how bad is it? Submit your own if you'd like.